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Oh… ya! I’ve updated my blog here again.

But more updates are available http://z2z.blogspot.com/

Go there!!! Blog me!!!

My blog has been moved to http://z2z.blogspot.com/

I need a more powerful tool for blogging which friendster could not offer… so meet me at the new blog site.  The blog site is currently under construction and will be done soon.

FYI.. I will not be updating the blog here again but I’ll be putting announcments instead.  So watch out for my new blogsite!

Do you know that your PDF can speak?  Adobe Reader 7.0 can help you to read the PDF file with voice.

Ctrl+Shift+B - to listern the entire document
Ctrl+Shift+V - to listern to the particular page
Ctrl+Shift+C - to pause/resume
Ctrl+Shift+E - to stop

Try it, you’ll like it

I spotted the Malaysian Kamen Rider over the net.  Check this out!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qz-1stmRHM4&sea…20rider%20kedah

http://youtube.com/watch?v=70FHnUJudXQ&sea…20rider%20kedah

If you’re looking for a good podcast, you should go to mrbrownshow.blogspot.com.  These 2 singaporean has been emulating many recent issues into good podcast.  The following podcast is really good (warning not language friendly, extremely good singlish and hokkien is required):

051010 Zhng My Car
060501 The Persistently Non Political Podcast 06
060515 No More Birds
060728 Maid Owners Manual
060808 Banned Names
060810 Taxi Talk

Laugh to your heats content!

It’s quite unusual to bring camera to regular bowling session.  So I don’t have nay pictured proof of the best bowling moves I’ve seen to date.

It’s friday night and as usual I will be going bowling with my friends.  They are one crazy bunch that unleash many super moves to get the 10 pins to their heads.  Winning is not the main objective.  Instead, we seek for improvement and style.  The best style is like 200 points cmpared to the pins dropped.  3 best moves has been recorded in a sinle night.

No 3 - Super High Angle by Zero
That’s me.  The move consist of one 3 yard sprint and a late release of the bowling steel enabling it to "fly".  The best height recorded is around 1.5 meters and a spare.  Whoever can do better, let me know.  Overall trajectory speed is 60kmh during launch and 50kmh during impact.  The advantage of high angle ball is of course to reduce friction of the bowling steel with the bowling lane. 
Style - ****

No 2 - Drain score + extra pins by Palitu
This one is really great.  Invented by me, this move only can be done when a pin accidently dropped into the drain and the sweeper fails to remove it.  The bowling steel is aimed at this pin and the steel either bounce back onto the track for scores or a total pins explosion cause by the heavy impact of the steel with the pin in the drain.  This guy actually do the contact and the pins were thrown out of the designated lane into other lanes, dropping their pins too.  So the final score, recorded as spare, but actually it’s 10+3 pins.  Bonus!
Style - ****

No 1 - X lane manouver by z0r0
The best move of the night, the cross lane manouver.  The steel was release with great amount of power that it lost some control and flew to the lane beside.  No score was recoded but gains 1 free throw.
Style - *****

The bowling lane boss probably will ban us from playing there again.

I’ve been going overtime for 3 days already and foreseen many more days to come.  It all began on a sunny day, when everything is bad enough already, insufficient gold, need more lumber!  When C++++e is starting to picking up in speed, the shocking news came.

It is directly from the CEO I’m working for, Mr. P++l O+++++++i.  He gave the company an announcement of pushing in the release of the next generation +++ to ++++.  It came shortly after the rival competitor announcing the same product line in near future.  Ha, never a boring moment.  However the weight on my shoulder is quite heavy already.  And this one is a BANG.

So, here I am… doing overtime to meet the tight schedule.  Overtimes are one of the best thing every employee hoped for in this multi billion company.  Cuz there is free dinner and extra income at the end of the month.  Who don’t like?  However my team is hit by several heads down. I need more power root and boosters.

So what is going to happen next? 

1) I’m damn happy at the end of the month for job well done and got super extra $$$$!
2) I’m damn happy with the $$$$ I get but on the hospital bed.

I found this one from the net long long ago in a website far far away

Tributes to the word F**K (rated parental advisory)

Probably one of the most interesting and colorful word in English language today is the word "F**K".  It is one magical wod which, just by it sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.

In language, f**k falls into may gramatical categories.
It can used as a verb, both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a f**k), an adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John) or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f**king beautiful) or an interjection (F**k! I’m late for my date with Mary!).
It can even be used as a conjuction (Mary is terrific, f**k, she’s also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word f**k.  Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations…

Greetings - "How the f**k are you?"
Fraud - "I got f**ked at the used car lot"
Ignorance - "F**k if I know"
Resignation - "Oh, f**k it!"
Trouble - "I guess I’m f**ked now"
Aggression - "F**K YOU!"
Incompetence - "He’s a f**k @$$"
Request - "Get the f**k out of here"
Hostility - "I’m going to knock your f**king head off"
Innovation - "Get a bigger f**king hammer"
Enjoyment - "I had a f**king time"
Disgust - "F**k me"
Confusion - "What the f**k…?"
Difficulty - "I don’t understand this f**king job"
Despair - "F**ked again…"
Surprise - "F**k, you scare a shit out of me"
Pleasure - "I couldn’t f**king be happier"
Anxiety - "Today’s really f**k"
Displeasure - "What the f**k is going on here?"
Lost - "Where the f**k are we?"
Disbelief - "UNF**KING BELIEVEABLE!" or "How the f**k did you do that?"
Retaliation - "Up your f**king @$$!"
Denial - "I didn’t f**king do it"
Perplexity - "I know f**k all about it"
Apathy - "Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?"
Suspicion - "Who the f**k are you?"
Panic - "Let’s get the f**k out of here"
Directions - "F**k off"

It can be used as an anatomical description - "He’s a f**king @$$hole"
It can be used to tell time - "It’s five f**king thirty"
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this f**king job?"
It can be maternal - "Mother f**ker!"
It can be political - "F**k Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history…

"What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the f**k is all the water coming from?" - Captain of Titanic
"That’s not a real f**king gun" - John Lennon
"Who’s gonna f**king find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Let the f**king woman drive" - Commander of Space Shuttle
"Any f**king idiot could understand that" - Albert Einstein
"I does so f**king look like her!" - Piccaso
"How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"F**k a duck" - Walt Disney
"Why? Because it’s f**king there" - Edmund Hilary
"I need this f**king parade like I need a hole in my head" - John F. Kennedy
"You want what on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Houston, we have a big f**king problem" - The crew of Apollo 13

I wrote this entry the third time cuz accidents do happen.  The first time when i tried to publish my entry, page error.. wtf! I lost all my creative essays.  The second time I accidently click the back button… wtf! my wonderful essay!  So this is the third revision of my creative entry.  Here it goes…

Yesterday, It was a hot day, I went to town to get some pork moay at new lane.  Whoo.. I smell pig all over after the bowl of pork moay.  I’m in perfect mood to go to the PIKOM PC Fair at PISANG.  What on earth, so many cars are trying to squeeze into the small compound of PISANG.  First thought - parkingless.  Cuz I can see cars going into < cars coming out of PISANG.  It’s Rm2 nett per entrance.  No discount even after I shown my I+++l (confidential) card. Ciken!

I got myself a nice parking at the multi storey car park above abang adik despite the super congested PISANG compound.  Surprisingly the multi storey car park is quite empty.  I guess Penangites prefer to park their car under the hot sun to get their car tanned.

Next, the arena. The first thing comes in mind when I getto the main event is.. ant hill.  And its a big one too.  Unfortunately I don’t bring my camera so I can’t share with u all the liveliness of the arena full of peoples.  It seems every PC Fair in Penang has that many people, no less.  I waddle around the sea of people looking for something cool and attractive (price wise). 

Everywhere I hear promoters shouting and yelling to attract customers.  I wonder that will really bring customers to their booth.  I tried a little experiment. I collected some flyers and began shouting "MP7! MP7! NEW TECHNOLOGY! CHEAP! CHEAP! ONLY RM99.99!" in the middle of the crowd and showing my small handset that looks like a mp3 player. And guess how many customer I got? ZERO! Conclusion, shouting won’t get you more customer, just more sorethroat.

I found something really cool.  The CCTV camera of the Bak Cho Mee stall.  And it cost a bloody @$$ whooping expensive price for the whole set.  Screw the dealer!  You think I photostat money one ka?  Stupid CCTV camera dealer.  Stupid rey hair.  Stupid lousy mathematical idiot! I still remember the good old PC Fairs that sells gigantic CRT monitors, big ATX casings, 20GB HDD, Pentium !!! processors, AVRs, Canon BJC printers, diskettes etc.  Now, PC fairs sells sleek LCD screens, compact laptops, digital cameras, CCTV cameras, 300GB HDD, Core 2 processors, UPSes, thumb drives, iPOD and all those high end gadgets.

No long after, I realized the oxygen level in the arena is dropping.  I must get out of this place before I got suffocated and sucked into another dimension.  So I ended up buying nothing, get nothing, got to see some leng lui, not to get to eat fresh tofu, only uncle’s @$$ and aunty’s super big @$$. YUCK!  I guess at the end of the day the one with the biggest smile is the one sitting at the entrance collecting Rm2.

Promoter: [Rm8,000 (profit) - Rm6,000 (cost)] x 3 days = Rm6,000 nett + uncle’s @$$ + aunty’s super big @$$ + some pretty girls (missed most of it cuz being blocked by the big @$$es) + sorethroat

Parking ticketer: [(Rm2 per car x 3000) + (Rm1 per motor x 2000)] x 3 days - Rm500 (cost for printing ticket) - Rm5,000 (commision for PISANG) = Rm18,500 nett + hot sun + coconut water + leng lui wth exotic cars + (uncle + aunty in a glimps)

The final figures tells the story.

This one is really nice.

Flipsyde - Someday

[Chorus]
Someday we gonna rise up on that wind you know
Someday we gonna dance with those lions
Someday we gonna break free from these chains and keep on flyin’

[Verse 1]
They tellin’ me it’s all good just wait
You know you’re gonna be there someday
Sippin’ on Jim Beam ok
Gotta get these things one day
Till then do another line you know
Searching for that other high
Stop or I gotta steal then steal
Kill or I’m gonna be killed
I got a sack in my pocket
Conscious yellin’ drop it
You know we’re gonna lose it someday
And we tryin’ to hold it all together but the devil is too clever so
I’m gonna die you gonna die we gonna die Someday one day I said

[Chorus]
Someday we gonna rise up on the wind you know
Someday we gonna dance with those lions
Someday we gonna break free from these chains and keep on flyin’

[Verse 2]
Try to lie but it ain’t me Ain’t me
Try to look but I can’t see
Can’t stop right now cause I’m too far and I can’t keep goin’ cause it’s too hard
In the day in the night it’s the same thing
On the field on the block it’s the same game
On the real if you stop then it’s no pain but if you can’t feel pain then it’s no gain
Rearrange and you change and it’s all bad and you try to maintain but you fall back
And you crawl and you slip and you slide down
Wanna make it to the top better start now
So I hold my soul and I die hard
All alone in the night in the graveyard
Someday one day I’m gonna be free and they won’t try to kill me for being me
Hey someday

[Chorus]
Someday we gonna rise up on that wind you know
Someday we gonna dance with those lions
Someday we gonna break free from these chains and keep on flyin’

If you know how this is
Gonna see it’s not that easy
Don’t stop get it till it’s done
From where you are or have begun
I said keep on try a little harder to see everything you need to be
Believe in your dreams
That you see when you’re asleep

[Chorus]
Someday we gonna rise up on that wind you know
Someday we gonna dance with those lions
Someday we gonna break free from these chains and keep on flyin’